Shitpost For The Annuls

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
6eanr
thewigmonsters

so who else is in the mood to run off to a series of small, interconnected caves with me, and be cave neighbors for the next ten years,

thewigmonsters

cons: we wont know about any new memes

pros: we make our own cave neighbor memes about the bugs we see doin weird shit and that one cave that leaks when it rains except we can’t find the hole it’s leaking through

thewigmonsters

cave memes i’m submitting for your consideration:

  • *aiming hunting implements at anything that isn’t a bird* this bird is gonna be delicious
  • personifying rocks, constnatly,
  • “my digging skills are delightful, which you would know, if you ever bothered to know me the way you know your beetles”
  • throw the stone, Maurice.
  • one of our cave neighbors is a geologist. they know the names of all the kinds of rocks. the rest of us mispronounce them constantly on purpose and correct each other’s pronunciation with even more wrong ones.
  • making up elaborate insults towards bugs, and saying them, to the bugs
  • the implications of Ji-won’s moss beds (the joke is nobody can ever agree on the implications)
  • mushrooms in places they dont belong
  • yelling “hhchruckkkk!” in a high-pitched voice, several times in a row, whenever
  • “the best tasting dirt comes from Jamal’s cave”
  • worm disco

feel free to submit your own cave memes

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kittycatfailcat

You know what I want? Culture clashes between the pokemon regions.

  • Someone from Unova travels to Kanto/Johto wearing a t-shirt with a big R on the chest. They get dirty looks for it and have no idea what’s going on.
  • A Kalosian meets someone from Sinnoh and keeps standing too close to them. The Sinnoh native keeps stepping back uncomfortably, but the Kalosian keeps stepping closer.
  • Someone from Johto goes to Unova and ????EVERYTHING IS SO BIG=????
  • A Hoennian meets up with a Kalosian and the Kalosian goes for cheek kisses while the Hoennian goes for a gentle head butt.
akiraita

  • people from johto visiting sinnoh get pulled aside by police because they don’t know that keeping your pokemon outside its pokeball outside of amity square is illegal
  • trainers from kanto and johto wondering why the game corner doesn’t give out pokemon as prizes
  • kanto trainers expecting to be given a bunch of rocks for playing in the sinnoh safari zone and instead finding out that you’re supposed to throw mud at pokemon
  • “what the fuck are you doing” “i’m slathering honey all over this tree to attract wild pokemon to it” “why don’t you just fucking headbutt it you dumb shit” “e-excuse me what”
  • a lot of discourse on the proper way to plant berries (“just plant them in the ground it’s not difficult” “yes okay but have you heard of berry pots” “do you just plant them wherever? why would you do that just get your own berry orchard” “I CAN ONLY PLANT BERRIES IN MY DREAMS”)
  • kalos trainers getting really confused when they take their clefairy to kanto and it’s getting its ass handed to it by fighting-types
  • unova/kalos trainers getting really fucking sick of foreigners trying to eat their vanillite
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bogleech

This yokai on Yo-kai watch is an American child who died and then became a chicken nugget.

bogleech

The only thing more delightful than a dead child turning into a giant chicken nugget is probably how many people reblogged this with a tag or shout-out to some special person in their life they feel that specific scenario is personally relevant to.

mcranter

I feel like I’d die and become a bacon yokai… An angry bacon yokai. I’m angry all the time, I like bacon… Works for me.

bogleech

Its name is Karikaribacon.

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Abilities and Powers

Whoever he inspirits become easily angered and stressed out in situations that are considered tedious and annoying, also, he also has the power to make bacon hotter and more tasty the more he gets angry “